Well well well, this should be a hell of a week fir us Mets fans. I've already screwed my recliner into my mom's new hardwood floors five feet in front of the TV and have hidden all the remotes. What am i missing......hmmmm
Ah, of course. BOOZE!
Well being a good alcoholic i have a wide variety of beers and liquors, unfortunately they are all empty, my stock was depleted after a solid four days of binge drinking and doing drugs. Might have to put some krunk juice on tap for this one.
If anyone bothers to read this and wonders what this magical concotion known as krunk juicemust be. Well don't get excited, get ready to go crazy.
Pay attention:
Take 2, 12 packs of Keystone Light, cans b/c they don't make bottles (not any cheap beer, keystone light is essential, why exactly? I don't know but it isn't krunk without it), then take a 1L bottle of everclear, and kool aid pink lemonage mix (get the economy size, those individual packets serve no purpose here.)
Great, we have our ingredients!
Now get your hands one of those gatorade coolers (usually acquired from your high school gymnasium) and mix it all together with the pink lemonade added last and amount varies on preference. Now all you need is a bunch of mets fans and hot chicks, the mets fans will go crazy when we cruch the phils and the girls will be winehousein it up in notime and the cops will be there before you know it. Enjoy.
I'll be back to actually talk about the games themselves shortly.
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